Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Free Stuff and Almost Getting Run Over

I pay a lot of money for tuition, so in my eyes, any chance I get, I will scour the free giveaway tents of food and trinkets that my college is always hosting.  For instance, today I scored a free chapstick, two cups from a campus women's organization, cotton candy, a banana, a bag of chips, a luke-warm diet lemon lime soda, a rape whistle AND a kiss from the cutest little puppy ever.

This greatly brightened my day specifically because on my way to said expensive school, I was crossing the street at the crosswalk and one lovely lady stopped to let me by while the next lane over a car nearly ran me down.  Being from the hood (NOT) I pointed at the crosswalk sign to which I got a loud beep and a "have a nice day!" from the idiot driving.  Smartly I respond "you too asshole! :)" with a sincere smile and wave.

I probably could have just ignored them.  But you gotta stick to your guns.

Shit there goes my weekly goal of being nice to people though...

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